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It's a lap top.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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