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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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