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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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