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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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