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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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