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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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