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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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