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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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