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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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