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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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