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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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