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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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It's a lap top.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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