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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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It's a lap top.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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