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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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