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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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