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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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