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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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