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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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