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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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