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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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