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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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