Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

141
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

130
General
Picture

What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

2850
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

1157
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

340
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

2330
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

2171
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

1564
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

1357
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

1132
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

1873
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

557