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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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