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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Akiva Lane
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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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