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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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