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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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