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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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