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Shane Ronay
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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Akiva Lane
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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Akiva Lane
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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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Akiva Lane
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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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