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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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