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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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