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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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