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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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