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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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