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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Akiva Lane
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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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