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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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