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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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