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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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