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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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