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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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