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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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