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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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