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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Akiva Lane
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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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