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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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