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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Akiva Lane
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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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