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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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