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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Akiva Lane
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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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