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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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