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Akiva Lane
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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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