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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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