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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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