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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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