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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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