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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Akiva Lane
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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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Akiva Lane
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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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