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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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