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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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