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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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