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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Akiva Lane
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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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