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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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