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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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