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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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