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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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