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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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