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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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