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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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