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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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