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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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