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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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