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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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