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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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