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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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