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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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