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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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