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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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