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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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