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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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