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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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