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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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