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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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