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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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