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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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