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It's a lap top.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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