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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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