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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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