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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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