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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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