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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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