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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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