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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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It's a lap top.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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