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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Akiva Lane
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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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