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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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