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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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