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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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