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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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A swimming pool table.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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