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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Akiva Lane
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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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