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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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