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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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