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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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