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Rock and roll.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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