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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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