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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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