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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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