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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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