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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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