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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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