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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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