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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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