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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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