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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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