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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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