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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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