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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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