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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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