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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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