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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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