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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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