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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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