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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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