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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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