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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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