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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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