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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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