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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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