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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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