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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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