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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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