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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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