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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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