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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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