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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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