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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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