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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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