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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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