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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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