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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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