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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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