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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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