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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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