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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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