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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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