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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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