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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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