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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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