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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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