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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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