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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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