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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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