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Akiva Lane
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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Dovid Lane
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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Akiva Lane
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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Akiva Lane
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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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