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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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