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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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