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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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