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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Akiva Lane
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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Akiva Lane
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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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