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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Shane Ronay
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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Akiva Lane
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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Akiva Lane
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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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