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Akiva Lane
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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Akiva Lane AI
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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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