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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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