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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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