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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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