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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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