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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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