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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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