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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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