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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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