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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What do carrots, celery, cauliflower, and cucumbers have in common with fish?

They are all C food.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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