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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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