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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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