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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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