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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Akiva Lane
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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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