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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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