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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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