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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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