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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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