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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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