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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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