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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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