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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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