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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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