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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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