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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Shane Ronay
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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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