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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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A tripod.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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