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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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