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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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