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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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