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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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