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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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