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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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