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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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