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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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