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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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