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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Akiva Lane
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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Akiva Lane
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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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