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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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