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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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