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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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