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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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