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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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