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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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