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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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