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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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