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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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