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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Shane Ronay
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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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