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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is a trip to the spice store to buy spices called?

Thyme travel.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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