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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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