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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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