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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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