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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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