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Akiva Lane
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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Yehuda Lane
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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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